Zach Zach Attack!!!

So anyone who knows us well, knows that we just love our little Zach Zach. He is a cutie patootie and is always into everything. He is very destructive and likes to wreck, break and destroy things. My friend was asking me the other day how much it cost to add another child into the family (she was thinking of having another one). I told her that it depended on the child. Zachary costs lots in repairs and damages, Kaylin in medical bills. Jared hasn't cost much, but we'll see if he sides with his sissy or brother. Here's all the wonderful things that Zachary has done to destroy our home and possessions:

He broke the toilet last year by flushing a barbie toothpaste down it. See this blog entry. As a result, we had to replace the toilet. When we went to the store to buy a new one, the lady at Home Depot, to be funny, scanned Zachary and said "Priceless." I immediately corrected her and said, "No, he cost us $100 bucks for that toilet!"

Last week he took a crayon and wrote on his wall. When I asked him why he did it, he didn't have an answer, just a "oh no. I write on the wall." I made him "clean" it up with me by giving him a scrub brush while I really scrubbed with the magic eraser.

He broke our DVD player by opening it and leaning on the disk drive. He has broken the computer's disk drive 5 or 6 times. Phil says each time that "this is the last time" he's going to fix it. He has broken a little statue that we have out in the yard by knocking it over. It was a statue of a cute little boy sitting on a turtle. Now it's a statue of a little boy with a decapitated head. Hopefully it glues back on.

He has spilled red juice on the carpet, peed on the carpet, got into my craft bag and put paint on the walls (luckily all these things came out). He is a busy boy! Look at his face and his little ears and ask yourself, "What's not to love?"

We love him lots and we hope... he's worth every penny.